Go the F to Sleep

I just became aware of this stellar piece of literature this morning and it had me giggling…thought I would share.  There are gems in there like

“The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep,” 

 “The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap. 
How come you can do all this other great shit
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?”

So to all you zombie moms and dads…this one’s for you.

P.S.  This is real….check it out.