Beating the Dead Horse That is High Thread Count Sheets
Gonna start off this post with another awesome thing we have stumbled upon in the Mann household. As you have read before, we love us some Spotify. If you haven’t signed up, you be crazy. We love listening to whatever we want whenever we want. Feeling nostalgic on a Tuesday afternoon? BAM Bell Biv Devoe up in your face. Wanting a terribly poppy ear worm on your horrible commute to work…SHAZAM. Ke$ha to the rescue. But recently our good ole buddy iHubby let us in on the fact that they have comedic albums up there too. We spent the drive to and from the River listening to Anthony Jeselnik, Daniel Tosh and Amy Schumer. Talk about NSFW 🙂 I highly recommend it if you just love comedy. It is like a whole new world to us. Landon is happily watching Cars 2 while we laugh our asses off. Roadtrip winning.
So this morning, we looked up an album/stand up special we used to watch multiple times. Aziz Ansari – Intimate Moments For a Sensual Evening. We just love him on Parks and Rec and his stand up just makes me laugh so much. Anyways last week I told you my Princess Complex is high thread count sheets. We heard this bit this morning about thread count sheets and I was rolling. Oh yeah…there is cursing…so you decide NSFW or not.
YOU DIDN’T THINK I WAS GOING TO COUNT THAT SHIT!?!?! Bwahahah!!!
I ALMOST SLEPT ON THAT SHIT.
My favorite bit on that album is the section on the Craigslist concert tickets ad. Very NSFW, but hilarious.
“I’m going to need you to hold my shirt and bra. Those will be off!”