So it’s the end of the world today. No worries. I feel fine (well other than this cold). A fun hashtag is going around and I decided to jump in on the fun. So here goes, some confessions:

  • I have never seen A Christmas Story and have no desire.
  • I once stole a bottle of nail polish from Target
  • I sucked my thumb until the 4th grade.
  • I have had ringworm before.
  • I think registering for China is a dumb tradition and glad I didn’t do it.
  • I rarely rinse pacis.
  • I don’t understand the huge adoration of The Princess Bride.
  • I kinda hate myself for how much I love Ke$ha’s music(not her because…ew).
  • On weekends, I often only brush my teeth once a day.
  • I have a distaste for Alicia Keys and I have no idea why.
  • I have had wine before nursing in hopes he would sleep better.
  • I probably laugh hardest at racist jokes. (I am not racist but stereotypes can be hilarious).
  • Once in high school I had a friend pretend to be my friend’s dad so I could say I was somewhere I was not. I didn’t even really get into any trouble. I was just overly pre cautious.
  • I have an irrational fear of slothes (this isn’t anything new for the old followers. I wrote about it here)
  • I stuffed my bra a couple of times in middle school (hilarious right?)

So confession time folks. What do you want to share?

For added fun, how much does this look like my picture above? Ridiculous.

12 thoughts on “#EndOfTheWorldConfessions

  • December 21, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    (Holy crap that kid. He’s changing SO FAST. And he’s damn adorable. Natch.)

    I’ve also had ringworm. (BESTIES!)
    I have ignored cat puke in the basement because I knew Ryan was coming right after me & he’d see it.
    I hate Elvis music.
    The only reason I wear leggings is so I don’t have to shave my legs. And when I wear them I pull them up under my boobs so I don’t get muffin top.
    There is almost nothing endearing about baking with kids.
    I don’t particularly love the smell of a baby, I smell puke every time. (flashbacks?)
    I throw out every piece of a Barbie or kids toy that is smaller than a penny. No Barbie wears shoes because they don’t exist.

    • December 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm

      Oh the leggings to boobs is how i camo my mama belly right now with high rise jeans. YAY for short torso.

  • December 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    1a. I ALSO had ringworm. My grandma soaked my arm in iodine and turned it yellow, but no more ringworm! I looked jaundiced for a while, though.
    1b. When it was explained to me that I had ringworm, I thought a worm had somehow dug its way into my arm and was nesting in there. Now I know that ringworm is not an actual worm, but when someone says “ringworm” for a split second I think “HOLY GOD THERE IS A WORM IN THERE JUST CUT IT OFF.”

    2. I do not keep up with the Kardashians.

    3. I am terrified of dying and am really glad the world didn’t end because I was having secret anxiety about it.

    4. When I picture my life in two or three years, we are not in Oregon. We’re in the south somewhere. It’s not that I’m unhappy here, but it’s just too far away from everyone. And life is better in the south. Fact: It has been five years since my last sweet tea. Adding a packet of sweet and lo to your drink does not a sweet tea make.

    5. I judge other people’s dog’s cuteness by the cuteness of my own dog. Do parents do this with their kids?

    • December 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm

      HA! I debated sending your sweet tea vodka instead of shine. Next time!

  • December 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    1. I have never eaten a Big Mac
    2. I have not seen any of the Beverly Hills Cop movies.
    3. I cannot stand the bands The Rolling Stones and U2.
    4. I played with Legos until I was like 14. I loved created things.

    • December 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm

      4. I think the confession is you STOPPED playing with legos at 14. Loser. #LEGO4LIFE

  • December 21, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    1. I stole a bag of candy corn from the store when I was 5

    2. I don’t understand the adoration people have for the Beatles

    3. I wish I lived at Hogwarts

    4. I don’t like sweet tea

    5. I’m really very lazy

    6. I hated Friends

    • December 21, 2012 at 8:58 pm

      Well well well.The sweet tea is all that bothers me. Weirdo

  • December 22, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Note to self: do not see Brandy on weekends until after she’s brushed her teeth.

    We don’t have china. I don’t believe in owning things that you store and not use on a regular basis, except for seasonal decorations. Use the good stuff NOW.

  • December 31, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Love this! I know I’m a bit behind, but I just found your blog and want to participate. 🙂

    * I still wear my nursing/sleep bras and I haven’t nursed in more than a year.
    * I hate the word “Spazz” more than all of the nastier 4-letter words out there
    * On the day we met, I kissed my now husband then immediately after pulled away and asked him if he liked my friend (guess what he thought I was proposing?)
    * I am not sure I want another child, not because I don’t want one (I do), but because I want to buy back my Jeep Wrangler I traded in for a baby 3 years ago. 3 young kids in the back of a Wrangler = Impossible
    * I pray, sometimes, that my daughters don’t end up as sensitive as I am
    * I hate princesses and whenever my daughter says princess I intentionally squirm and say, “EW!”

    • December 31, 2012 at 8:39 pm

      Always happy for a new follower! And mmmmm nursing tanks. I just thought about it the other night that ever since an hour after Oliver was born, I have never gone more than 12 hours without a nursing tank on.


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