Flashback Friday

Because Throwback Thursday on Instagram made me laugh at myself so hard, I thought I would just share them here for your enjoyment.

First we have the classic Senior Portrait. You know the one. Fake trees. A fence. Hands on cheek. Well I found the proofs from mine last night and SHAZAM

I don’t always wear a denim shirt but when I do, I pop that fuckin collar.

Then for my best friend’s 16th birthday I bought a cute dress and posed in front of my car {pour one out for old Blue}. Apparently I decided 2 legs wasn’t skinny enough or something. EAT A BURGER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.

Then we thought it would be cute to pile into a locker after aerobics class. Also? That hat. Epic. I wouldn’t be surprised if Sabrina sends me a dead bird in the mail over this one.

And the last gem I found was Junior prom. I just left it untitled. Let your mind caption it. For the record, I did have fake hair in there before it was cool. SO TAKE THAT. Should have posted my middle school fake glasses because I was hipster before it was cool too.

Happy Friday!