raising kidlets

The Tale of Ole Corn Nose

April 24, 2015

Mommy merit badges are a thing. I have lots of them.  I’ve got one for picking up poop with my hands. I’ve pumped, fed a baby and ate breakfast at the same time. I’ve pulled 70lbs of kid in a wagon around the neighborhood. I’ve had to take my kid to the dr for worms. […]

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Mommy, What’s A Selfie?

April 15, 2015

I climbed in the hammock playing hide and go seek. Suckers. They found me. Rats. “Mommy can we get in?” Sure. They delicately got in. Smashed along side me. “Don’t move or you’ll fall out”. I’ll admit, it was a snuggle trap. “Mommy lets take a picture!” Alrighty. “Selfie!” “Mommy, what’s a selfie?” Stupid internet […]

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Sweet Moments Part 2

April 1, 2015

I was recently looking for an old post and came across this one. I had decided to just list out all the cute stuff my kids were doing at the time so I wouldn’t “forget” them. Well guess what…I forgot. I was so happy to read those again. Those little things you just want to […]

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Kidlet Dinners: The Good, The Bad and The Stuff I Put Up With

March 26, 2015

It’s been awhile since I did a kid food post and figured I should share a few things. This would be for both boys actually. They are on different parts of the scale but alas, they are their own challenges. School Lunches Landon is learning his independence now that he is comfortable at school. No […]

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Baby Butt

March 25, 2015

Months ago, Ollie coined a signature move. One day, I think at bathtime, he jutted out his hip, sported some duck lips and said “It’s my baby butt”. It’s hilarious every. Single. Time. Now he asks us all “Show your baby butt” and we jut out a hip and give duck lips. I have tried to […]

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4 Ways to Make More Money As My Waiter

February 10, 2015

Dear waiter/waitress, I know you just rolled your eyes when you saw the hostess seat us in your section. You see us as work. You may hate kids. That’s understandable sometimes…I feel you. And yeah, the little one looks like he will for sure throw shit on the floor. I get it. Hell, this is why […]

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I guess we’re potty training?

January 15, 2015

Ollie has been going to the potty (toilet actually. He is very PC.) in his 2 yr old class after diaper changes for 6 months. Not always “going” but just sitting as part of the routine. One day before break, he asked if he could wear underwear like the other kids in the class (to […]

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Baby sleep…it gets better

January 9, 2015

I am going to blame SAD for the influx of traffic to my 4 month sleep regression post. It’s cold. It’s dark. New moms are stuck inside with babies who won’t nap. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BABIES?! THIS IS PERFECT NAPPING WEATHER!” they scream…into a pillow…of tears. I get it. Hang in there. I […]

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From Baby to Boy in Photos

January 5, 2015

Ollie’s curls were getting bushy. When wet, his hair came to his shoulders. It would get into his eyes. Poor kiddo was constantly getting oatmeal in it. HOLY HELL IT WAS SO CUTE! But he needed a trim.  So a “trim” he got. Kevin cuts the boys hair. He’s actually really good and OCD at […]

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That Time I Scared the Hell Out of My Kid

December 18, 2014

I’m going to tell you a story. This story may be very polarizing in response. You may think I am the meanest/worst mom ever OR you may high five your computer screen and send me a Starbucks twitter coffee (a girl can dream).  So here goes. December is becoming a double edged sword. Landon, in […]

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