Websites, kickball and jelly pants O MY!
And on to Jelly Pants. I know some of you are reading this and are thinking “what the hell?”. Well my friends, jelly pants are pants that us river folk like to wear in the water to protect us from jellyfish. Pantiehose works as well but we find them harder to move around in and they just aren’t very comfortable. Instead we opt for a sexy option of workout apparel from the 1980’s. Remember the Physical video from Olivia Newton John? Yeah that would be them. We currently have them in neon pink, purple and blue. So tonight I go on the hunt for these lovely numbers. Think Walmart is a safe bet?





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