Dear small dog owners,
As a fellow dog owner, I understand. We love our dogs like children. I get it. We baby our pets but us big dog owners? We get the glances from parents when the dog edges towards their kid. We hear the “don’t pet the big doggy’ lines. But tiny dogs? They are ‘so cute’ and can’t hurt a fly right? You can carry them in your purse like a pack of fucking gum. You feel that since your dog is small, he/she can do whatever the fuck they want. Bark non-stop for hours? No problem…it is a ‘little bark’. They freak their freak when they see other dogs? No problem…you let them run all over the place and pull the ‘flexi’ leash because they can’t ‘do any harm’. Nip at people? No problem…they don’t ‘hurt’. Well ya know what else is ‘little’? My size 6 foot…and I can drop kick a pomeranian like fucking Vinatieri.