Fuck It
At this point in pregnancy, I am hitting the full on I just don’t care factor. Too many times I am faced with some first world problem and say “fuck it”. Basically, I can get away with it because people feel sorry for me. Here are a few:
There are no parking spaces ANYWHERE near my office…I’m parking visitor.
I dress myself based on which Target sports bra is clean.
If I get a stain on my shirt, half the time I don’t even bother looking.
That lego WAY over there.
I put my purse on the floorboard and now I need chapstick.
I am starving and want deli meat.
You said that defect wasn’t “super urgent”?
O we are out of decaf coffee?
I accidently got out 2 Wagon Wheels instead of 1?
Running while almost 39 weeks pregnant will probably ruin my back but it will cause contractions…so….
Been there, thought that! Loved this post.
Ah. I remember the case of the “eff it’s”.
Almost there, momma. Almost there.
I love the ample use of the word Fuck ; )
I predict by the tone of this post that the baby will be born tomorrow. I say this because I wrote this: http://www.mom-de-plume.com/handle-with-care less than 24 hours before my second kid was born. Not trying to use your comment board to whore out my post, I’m just saying that this Fuck It post sounds like the beginning of the end. Good luck!
Post links away! I love a good Fuck It post 🙂
And this is why I love your blog (and the voice behind it). The end.
This is going to be me in 8 months. L.o.v.e.d. it. Hope that little one arrives for you soon!
FUCK IT!
(plus Wagon Wheels by the twos are pretty much the Engineer’s Special, so you’re goooooood!)
Fuck away my friend! Wait… that may have been what got you into this mess in the first place! I meant flow freely with the “fuck it” attitude. I believe that attitude is reserved for 9 month pregnant ladies and people 90 years old. I’ll be sharing your sentiments come January. But for now I’m in the, my-stupid-clothes-are-uncomfortable-but-the-maternity-clothes-look-redonky-on-me phase. Oh yeah, and the I-can’t-control-my-stupid-hormones phase. Here’s hoping Dolphin is gearing up for coming out! 😉
You’re so close!! Those last days are brutal!! Hang in there.
EPIC.
When I meditated on a calendar, it said July 23 for Dolphin. But I didn’t want to sound like a weirdo.