Fuck It

At this point in pregnancy, I am hitting the full on I just don’t care factor. Too many times I am faced with some first world problem and say “fuck it”. Basically, I can get away with it because people feel sorry for me. Here are a few:

There are no parking spaces ANYWHERE near my office…I’m parking visitor.

fuck it
I dress myself based on which Target sports bra is clean.

fuck it
If I get a stain on my shirt, half the time I don’t even bother looking.

fuck it
That lego WAY over there.

fuck it
I put my purse on the floorboard and now I need chapstick.

fuck it
I am starving and want deli meat.

fuck it
You said that defect wasn’t “super urgent”?

fuck it

O we are out of decaf coffee?

fuck it

I accidently got out 2 Wagon Wheels instead of 1?

fuck it

Running while almost 39 weeks pregnant will probably ruin my back but it will cause contractions…so….

fuck it

11 thoughts on “Fuck It

  • July 18, 2012 at 12:45 pm
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    Ah. I remember the case of the “eff it’s”.

    Almost there, momma. Almost there.

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  • July 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm
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    I love the ample use of the word Fuck ; )

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  • July 18, 2012 at 1:21 pm
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    I predict by the tone of this post that the baby will be born tomorrow. I say this because I wrote this: http://www.mom-de-plume.com/handle-with-care less than 24 hours before my second kid was born. Not trying to use your comment board to whore out my post, I’m just saying that this Fuck It post sounds like the beginning of the end. Good luck!

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    • July 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm
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      Post links away! I love a good Fuck It post 🙂

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  • July 18, 2012 at 2:42 pm
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    This is going to be me in 8 months. L.o.v.e.d. it. Hope that little one arrives for you soon!

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  • July 18, 2012 at 2:45 pm
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    FUCK IT!
    (plus Wagon Wheels by the twos are pretty much the Engineer’s Special, so you’re goooooood!)

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  • July 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm
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    Fuck away my friend! Wait… that may have been what got you into this mess in the first place! I meant flow freely with the “fuck it” attitude. I believe that attitude is reserved for 9 month pregnant ladies and people 90 years old. I’ll be sharing your sentiments come January. But for now I’m in the, my-stupid-clothes-are-uncomfortable-but-the-maternity-clothes-look-redonky-on-me phase. Oh yeah, and the I-can’t-control-my-stupid-hormones phase. Here’s hoping Dolphin is gearing up for coming out! 😉

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  • July 18, 2012 at 4:48 pm
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    You’re so close!! Those last days are brutal!! Hang in there.

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  • July 19, 2012 at 10:22 am
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    EPIC.

    When I meditated on a calendar, it said July 23 for Dolphin. But I didn’t want to sound like a weirdo.

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