Motherhood Gifts

Motherhood has given me:

Stretch marks

Sleepless nights

Panic attacks

Lower/smaller boobs

A continuous refill of Diflucan

Tendinitis

Wrinkles

Some kind of jelly substance permanently attached to my middle

Bite marks

Bruises

An addiction to box wine

Dirtier carpet

and pee soaked shirts

But it has also given me this

and this

and this

and this

and this

Jackpot

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